If Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai fails to show up at the next burial, especially for comrades in the mold of Chinotimba whose graves have already been reserved at the national shrine, then Zimbabwe will be on fire again! The first fire was recently pledged by Jonathan Moyo warning against the swearing in of Roy Bennett. Drawing parallels from last weekend’s events, one can only speculate this to be the conclusion from Zanu PF militants who have publicly chided the PM for deliberately disrespecting the shrine in preference for a round of golf.
In addition to the removal of sanctions, going forward, MDC must make sure that His Excellency’s revoked honoraries and accolades are restored by the imperialists if the unity government is ever going to work. All three honorary law degrees from the Michigan State Univeristy (revoked 2008), University of Edinburg (revoked 2007) and University of Massachusetts – Amherst (revoked 2008) must be unconditionally restituted by the MDC. (At least Comrade Gono’s honorary doctorate being indigenous is irrevocable as long as his Excellency – the Chancellor of the University of Zimbabwe, is alive).
And of course the restoration of the prestigious Knighthood – The Knight Grand Cross in the Order of the Bath, initially bestowed by Queen Elizabeth in 1994 (revoked 2008) must be a priority for the MDC. Never mind the fact that the revokers consistently cited “a pattern of human rights abuses” as the motivating factor. MDC never ceases to take blame for everything especially these days.
In that case, if the Prime Minister had unwittingly not chosen to play golf in Ruwa instead of availing himself at the Heroes Acre, there would be rule of law in Zimbabwe. Reserve Bank Governor Gono and Attorney General Tomana would never have been appointed in violation of GPA terms while the inclusive government would be stronger than it is today. More so, Comrade Chando would never have died in the first place. So goes the dumb logic!
That just demonstrates how shallow the national discourse has deteriorated in Zimbabwe. Of course Zanu PF has never taken responsibility for anything but conveniently shifts blame. As cholera ravaged the country resulting in several thousand deaths (over 4500) in 2008, they said “Cholera is a calculated racist attack on Zimbabwe by the former colonial power so that they can invade the country. Gordon Brown must be taken to the United Nations Security Council for being a threat to world peace and planting cholera and anthrax to invade Zimbabwe – our peaceful Zimbabwe, “ according to a disingenuous Government spokesperson – former Minister of Information Sikhanyiso Ndhlovu.
But of course he never mentioned burst sewerage pipes pouring algae into Zimbabwe’s lakes or lack of water purification chemicals. I am sure the British are still at the ZESA switch that has systematically denied Zimbabweans their sovereign rights to lights.
Just like the revocations of Mugabe’s degrees, MDC had no influence whatsoever on sanctions. Didn’t Mugabe say “we don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.” And of course Look East Policy had promised them billions of dollars from the Chinese, Russians and Malaysians. All of a sudden it’s now a national anthem that sanctions have caused economic ruin regardless of the fact that they needed international isolation to lawlessly pillage national resources such as minerals and land.
Once the international community was deliberately put on sanctions by Zanu PF (“Zimbabwe for Zimbabweans” as preached by Mugabe), it became easier to torture and kill opposition members. Isn’t it a shame that they now own ten farms each and yet apologists are selling neo-imperialism as the cause of Zimbabwe’s woes. No reference to corruption or mismanagement is ever mentioned. It is Zanu PF which must remove sanctions now that Look East was a clear hoax just like the self-inflicted misery from “hondo yeminda” sponsored by Jonathan Moyo to incite thugs who seized the opportunity to wreak havoc in Zimbabwe’s defenseless rural and farming communities.
The PM played golf, so what? After all who is this Misheck Chando ‘hero-guy-senator’ who never made it to the real political limelight? How come he remained obscure and never benefited from Mugabe’s patronage politics in 29 years? In the past there were a lot of undeserving heroes but they were hardly any surprises as to whether or not they were going to make the cut for the Heroes’ Acre. But this one came as a real shocker! As per trademark, maybe His Excellency had something urgent to address the nation. So this death came at an opportune time.
It is a don’t-ask don’t- tell policy when it comes to the declaration of heroes. Even though there is now an inclusive government, MDC is not included in making such national decisions considered a prerogative of the President and his Zanu PF men and women. And they had the audacity to tell the people of Zimbabwe that MDC (led by Tsvangirai) snubbed a national hero. For PM, going to the Heroes Acre would have been a tacit approval of the escalating lawlessness and politically motivated violence most of which has been spearheaded by dubious heroes like Chando and Chinotimba.
We have heard names like Joyce Mujuru before which came complete with a nom de guerre “Teurai Ropa” but surely not Chando. Zanu PF must have repackaged their hero by sneaking in the “Makasha” nom de guerre. Apart from a tangential reference made at the Heroes Acre about his closeness to Mugabe during the war, very little is known about his role in liberating Zimbabwe. For some reason his role is intimately known by Mugabe alone. A private hero is not a national hero. Plain and simple: in the majority of times, their heroes are not our heroes and they cannot force them on us.
In spite of what appears to be a very thin resume probably made up in the final hours before burial. The most unsettling aspect about the ‘hero’ Chando is that he fought ‘heroically’ in Matebeleland during the Gukurahundi massacres to protect our ‘sovereignty.’ Deciphering the death of a sociopath like Chando who took part in the murder of 20 000 is a national shame. Even more disturbing is that in the twilight of his life he was causing pandemonium to ordinary Zimbabweans in that cursed constituency of Shamva-Bindura notorious for killing MDC supporters. The late Border Gezi and Elliot Manyika were his predecessors whose deaths were seen as revenge by the heavens.
The PM played golf while Zanu PF was burying its own. So what’s the fuss? I am surprised by people who say the Prime Minister should have gone to the Heroes Acre. To do what? Bury an ‘unknown soldier’ and bear the brunt of being belittled by a tired dictator spewing unconstructive, tedious and vile rant? Risking Mugabe’s capricious impulse to use the national shrine as a venue for excoriating opposition or perceived enemies of state? PM left that to limelight-seeking sycophants like Mutambara. Certainly he did not disappoint. Zanu PF got an expected boost by the presence of Mutambara (who is harrowingly Mugabesque).
Do you ever wonder why Mutambara and Mugabe are ‘so cool’ with each other all the time even as Mutambara goes on national television calling Mugabe a “dictator”. Reacting to MDC disengagement last week, Mutambara called him an “illegitimate leader” and “we are going to go there to condemn the Attorney General and Robert Mugabe in his face.” At first I thought Mutambara was going to get his Zanu PF card revoked and never returned to him for chiding His Excellency like that. But at the shrine, the atmosphere was surprisingly convivial, acting like newlyweds as they sat next to each other. But for MDC-T, opposition to Mugabe is tantamount to treason.
It was befitting that the PM chose golf (and he must continue to play Golf) instead of conspiring to sanitize thugs. If Mugabe had a life outside of State House, he would be sane. We must cherish a national leader who remains human, not this compulsive preoccupation with power and politics. There is life outside of politics. Besides, golf has always been revered as a gentlemen’s (or ‘gentlewomen’s’) sport. There are rules of engagement and civility to live by if you are a golfer. People take turns to play and to win. If the PM retires, I am sure he would like to continue playing golf. If Mugabe retires what does he do? Continue plotting to eliminate perceived enemies? Probably so.
Furthermore, wasn’t the PM already humiliated enough when they turned away the UN torture investigator knowing fully well how much they were going to be exposed for human rights abuses? For some reason Mugabe hid his head when a servile junior in government had the audacity to ridicule the PM in public. “The invitation by the Prime Minister was a nullity,’ said Mugabe’s Foreign Affairs Minister (Mumbengegwi). Imagine telling your boss, or supposed boss, such contemptuous nonsense. You will be fired on the spot. But welcome to Zimbabwe! We know it was all planned with the Big man’s seal of approval.
The occasion was fully accessorized with expensive stupid banners. Looking at the footage, the inescapable conclusion was that the banner-bearers resembled typical green bombers who preside over militia camps scattered throughout the country. Some of the gigantic banners read: “DISENGAGEMENT IS AN EXTENTION OF ILLEGAL SANCTIONS,” and “PIRATE RADIO STATIONS VIOLATE OUR SOVEREIGNTY.” (What?) I bet up to today they do not understand what the messages meant. (I don’t too!) Surely this hero-circus was staged to give His Excellency the platform to go off (again). What has that message to do with the burial of a ‘gallant’ freedom fighter?
Tsvangirai’s ‘stay-away’ from attending the ‘fanfare’ had a moral grounding despite what his relentless critics at ZBC and Herald had to say. Just like many Zimbabweans, heroes are being imposed by Zanu PF. We saw him wailing for MDC’s own version of heroes who were abducted and murdered in broad daylight by Zanu PF such as Tonderai Ndira, Beta Chokururama, Joshua Bakacheza, Irene Ruzerai, Anna Maria Maedza and many others . He was there. Where was Mugabe when those MDC heroes were buried? For all his contributions especially in Zambia, Patrick Kombayi was politically maligned by Zanu PF and never featured in their radar of potential heroes much against the will of many Zimbabweans.
Mugabe and his men must also remember that the issue of liberators has become a lightning rod to the majority of Zimbabweans especially considering the notion that what we have in Zimbabwe today is a case of liberators-turned-oppressors. Given all the oppression, human rights abuses, abductions, murder and torture, what freedom did they bring anyway? The people ask. Just because someone was a hero over three decades ago does not make them a hero today. Zanu PF mentality is that heroism is permanent even if one murdered, raped, tortured or pillaged national resources later in life.
I will say it again. Instead of adhering to outmoded vestiges of heroism forced upon them, the present generation’s definition of hero is someone relevant to their struggles such as providing them with jobs, giving them their freedoms, providing clean water and making sure health delivery is working again so that mom and dad can get the care they need. Herald and ZBC can canonize Chando all they want but it is remains “a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing” (to quote Shakespeare)
There is no doubt that Mugabe is highly obsessed with this ‘heroism’ mentality. The reality of him fading into political sunset must be a source of personal anguish being one of Africa’s remaining “Big man.” To him being declared a hero is fait accompli. I hope not. If ever that happens after free and fair elections, then we will have the greatest privilege of canonizing the canonizer. Tinomuviga kumbudzi -, waterfalls- chaiko. But why doesn’t the government make those records of potential heroes publicly accessible instead of making last minute partisan hagiographic portrayals of heroes, all of whom have come from Zanu PF? They might as well rename it the Zanu PF Heroes Acre. No one will have problems with that.
In the final analysis, patriotism is not demonstrated by showing up at the national shrine or by being a member of Zanu PF but by taking responsibilities critical to the country’s urgent needs. So, let there be no cognitive dissonance Mr Prime Minister, your round of golf was well-deserved, instead of celebrating a rogue. You can also have another round to celebrate the acquittal of Minister, Mahlangu, given all the harassment and humiliation he suffered (like many) under the hands of State-sponsored thugs like Chinotimba
